Tag: postaday

  • Friday Flash – Fishtank

    At our prompt group the other night, one of our prompts involved writing a snippet with sentences of only seven words. It came from Ursula LeGuin\’s amazing book, Steering the Craft.  I highly recommend it.

    The fish swam around in their tank.  red, green, orange, blue, even pink flickered.  How many times Jack watched them?  How many fish had he raised?

    Over the years, he counted hundreds.  He named them all, but forgot them.  His ledger kept track for him.  Silent, leather-bound, it held names in trust.  It did not judge.  It did not accuse him of forgetting.

    Its job was to remember.  Like a happy puppy, it did so.  No questions or argument, it recalled.  Recollections intrigued Jack.  Since the accident, he had few.

    Little more than flickers, his memories died.  Like his brain, broken now.  The accident, they said with somber voices.  He didn\’t need their pity.  He didn\’t remember the accident anyway.

    Ebinezer!  The pretty purple one was Ebinezer.

    You want to try?  Set your timer for 15 minutes and write a paragraph, but using sentence of no more than seven words – it can be fewer, but no more.  Feel free to share with me in the comments!

  • Survivor, Not \”Victim\”

    I have been gratified by the strong focus on the survivors of the tragedy in Colorado, first on Anderson Cooper\’s show on CNN day-off and today on Facebook with a photo circulating of actor Christian Bale with one of the men involved in the shooting.

    My only frustration with this coverage is the word, \”victim.\”  These folks aren\’t \”victims,\” they are survivors.  A victim is someone at someone else\’s mercy, the recipient of the action, the powerless.  A survivor is someone who lives, triumphs, and is empowered.

    We are survivors of awful things, not the victims.  What doesn\’t kill us makes us stronger and we, together, can remember that we survive many horrible things.  We don\’t have to own the word \”victim,\” and we don\’t have to surrender our power to some sad, sick, nameless, mentally-ill individual with a gun.  Survive.  Triumph.

  • Walking In This World – Communication

    It\’s easy to forget that we are communicative animals, especially when Mercury is retrograde.
    Just remember to check your chair for cats before you sit down, and you\’ll be fine.
    And the laundry will still be there tomorrow.
  • Tue Cent Twosday – Why “Guerrilla” Marketing?

    Why \”guerrilla\” marketing?  It lies in the definition of the concept of guerrilla warfare. First coined to describe the rebels in South America fighting better funded government adversaries, it means a small force, well-coordinated, using every tool at its disposal for maximum effectiveness at minimum cost – of life, time, resources, and money.

    Guerrilla Marketing is a term coined by author Jay Conrad Levinson in the 80’s and is a way of thinking about marketing for small businesses, as they compete against bigger, better funded corporate adversaries in the market. His books are wildly popular and I highly recommend them. The one I have in my own library and love is Guerrilla Marketing Excellence: The Fifty Golden Rules for Small-Business Success, by Jay Conrad Levinson, Houghton Mifflin Company, Boston and New York, 1993. It’s probably been updated since then, but the concepts are the same.

    In short, it’s figuring out how to market what you’re trying to market in the most effective and targeted way possible, without spending a lot of money and time that you don’t have. How does that affect us?

    What are our priorities as writers?

    Writing books. Duh. You can’t market what ain’t writ.

    What’s the next priority?

    Work/Life balance. Why do this if we become frazzled, unpleasant to be around, and bitchy? That’s not the way to happiness – nor is it the way to continued writing, unless perhaps you’re Hemingway. And we all knew how HE turned out.

    So. Here, in 5 steps, is Aunt Noony’s Guide to Guerrilla Marketing for Us Writers:

    1. Figure out what time you do have. When are your working hours? An hour before you go to the office for your day job? While the kids are napping or after they’re in bed? Figure out what time you have available to you.

    TIP: I recommend literally writing a list, like this:

    Sunday:
    Monday:
    Tuesday:
    Wednesday:
    Thursday:
    Friday:
    Saturday:

    Then fill in what you have as standing commitments and what time you have available for writing.

    2. Realize there are two parts of being an author: part 1 is being a writer, and all the creative stuff associated with it; part 2 is being an author, which is a business and all the left-brained stuff that implies. How much of the time available to you, do you want to spend on each? 50/50? 60/40? 100/0? Then parcel out the time you’ve found in Step 1 accordingly. If you have an hour a day, that’s 7 hours a week. 50/50 is 3.5 hours on writing, or 30 minutes a day, and 3.5 hours on marketing/business/accounting stuff, or 30 minutes a day.

    3. Figure out what marketing stuff you want/like to do. If you aren’t currently doing any, then pick ONE. Yes, I said ONE. Not ten. Not fifty-gabillion. Not message boards, and Facebook, and Twitter, and Pinterest, and Google+ and the other zillion “this is totally required for writerly success” social media whizbangs that come down the pike tomorrow. One.

    If you’re already doing marketing stuff, like a website, blog, FB, or Twitter, then figure out which ones you want to focus on when. For example, in our 30 minutes a day model: Sundays and Tuesdays, blog posts; Mondays and Wednesdays, FB posts (learn TweetDeck or HootSuite, they’ll save you lots of time and energy); Thursdays and Saturdays, Twitter posts and responses; and Fridays, respond to comments (or join a social board like Coffee Time and interact with folks).

    4. Once you know what outlets you’re focusing on, figure out what you’re saying. Sloan mentioned she doesn’t know what to blog about. Start with what stuff interests you. Me, it’s this: writing, editing, publishing business, marketing, character development, creativity, journaling, knitting, cats, coffee, and dark chocolate. THAT is my platform. My readers know what they’ll find when they come to a Noony post – something informative, sometimes funny, focused on writing, knitting, coffee or chocolate. (If you don’t believe me, check out my “essays” section on my website, and that’s pretty much how I’ve organized them.)

    TIP: You know how to write, and you know what to write about, or you wouldn’t have started writing books in the first place. Essays aren’t any different than fiction, really, in the sense that you’re telling a story about something. That “something” just happens to be in this real world around us, as opposed to our fictional worlds in our novels and short stories.

    EXAMPLE: Here is the schedule for my own blog, that I came up with myself (meaning, you can come up with one that fits for yourself):

    1. Sunday Box Talk (the 3 Boxes of Life)
    2. Monday – I have guest posts on other blogs on this day; stories and novels and stuff – NWO, Rachel Carmichael, IPO.  So keep this day for that.
    3. Tuesday – Two Cents day?  Talk about publishing and writing, and my work with it? Remember to keep it focused on the readers.
    4. Wednesday – Walking In This World.  How are things going today?
    5. Thursday – Thursday 13
    6. Friday – Flash fiction.  Use prompts?  Maybe on Twitter?
    7. Saturday – The Noonhour podcast.

    5. Do what’s fun. If you like talking with others, and talking about writing or your hobbies, then do that. Don’t wait for others to tell you what’s interesting, and for the love of Pete don’t listen to those who say that no one wants to hear what you have to say (and if you’re the one saying it, tell your Inner Critic to fuck off). It’s like writing books – trust yourself, and trust your voice.

    TIP: Come up with a list of five or six topics you can write about at the drop of a hat. These are the topics from which you’ll pull when you do guest posts. I might be writing M/M from a woman’s perspective, or character development, or any of a bunch of things that you’d talk about with other writers at a conference. When in doubt, here’s a list:

    • Why I write what I write 
    • How to develop a sympathetic character 
    • My four favorite writing tools 
    • Coffee and tea – which is more important for your writing? (This gets surprisingly many comments, since people are passionate on both sides of the fence) 
    • Common mistakes writers make and how to avoid them – even better if you include your own booboos and how you fixed them 
    • Research techniques you find useful 
    • Your favorite websites – no, really, the ones you go to when you’re supposed to be writing, and why 
    • Anything else you like to talk about or write about or argue about
    Let me know about your own ideas on guerrilla marketing or social media in the comments!
  • Reality Check – Sunday Box Talk

    \”Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.\” 
    ~ Jawaharlal Nehru

    As my vacation winds to a close, I wanted to talk a moment about the boxes of life and how we can use them as stepping stones and not enclosures.

    One of my favorite quotes from Sarah Ban Breathnach isn\’t exactly a quote, since I paraphrase it in my memory, it\’s more of a concept.  She points out that we can look at where we are in life at the moment as \”this is where I am right now, not this is where I must stay for ever and ever.  This is my body right now, or this is the state of my home right now.  This is the state of my writing right now.\”  Adding the concept of \”right now\” changes it to a fact from an accusation and gives us back the power to change it.

    When we recognize that we are living the results of our decisions, this knowledge at first can seem daunting because we realize, jeez, I\’m living the result of my decisions.  But then we realize that we can live today as the result of today\’s decisions and that today, we can make different decisions than we have in the past.

    What one thing could you change today that would make a meaningful impact on your week?  Would it be to write in your journal?  Take a walk?  Join a gym?  Write a gratitude list of all the things for which you are grateful?

    It doesn\’t take a lot to change the tide.  If we make small steps that are in the direction we wish to go, then we begin the journey toward our dreams.  Take heart, take a risk, and take responsibility.  It\’s your life.  What will you do with it?

  • The Noonhour

    Welcome to The Noonhour, a Podcast featuring essays, children\’s stories, and other items I find interesting.  It\’s an experiment that I\’m enjoying, so sit back, relax, and listen to
    The Noonhour
  • Do YOU Have a Metal Chicken?

    TGIF!  Wait, I\’m on vacation.  If it\’s Friday, then that means I only have two more days left!  Oh nos!

    Here.  While I\’m cramming as much vacation into my last few days on the road, here\’s something for you to enjoy.  It has metal chickens.  Really.  If you haven\’t met her, The Blogess is well worth knowing.

    \”This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy towels because I “just bought new towels“. Then I pointed out that the last towels I’d bought were hot pink beach towels, and he was all “EXACTLY” and then I hit my head against the wall for an hour. 

    \”Then Laura came to pick me up so we could go to the discount outlet together, and as Victor gave me a kiss goodbye he lovingly whispered, “You are not allowed to bring any more goddam towels in this house or I will strangle you“. And that was exactly what I was still echoing through my head an hour later, when Laura and I stopped our shopping carts and stared up in confused, silent awe at a display of enormous metal chickens, made from rusted oil drums.\” More>>

  • Requiem for a World-Changer

    I\’ve started to write this post several times since I received the news of Stephen R. Covey\’s death.  I don\’t handle death well for my intimates, how can I handle it for someone whom I\’ve never met but who changed my life?  I suppose I shall just go with my thoughts and feelings, top of mind.

    Mr. Covey, you changed my life.  I know it sounds trite, but the Seven Habits helped me to see that I have the power to determine my own future in accordance with my will and that of the Universe, rather than my culture or family of origin.  Your ideas of the Emotional Bank Account, Seek First to Understand, and Be Proactive are things which I use everyday as mantras as I wind my way through the thickets of interpersonal relationships.  I have your book The Eighth Habit and have not finished it, because I\’m taking it slow and digesting it.

    I remember when I first read your biography about your doctoral thesis, how you set about to discover how men lived and thought about success and personal accountability.  I never knew that one could write such a relevant doctoral dissertation.  I thought it had to be something untouchable, abstruse, not something so useful to everyday people.  Further, your syntopical reading list intrigued me and I wandered around some of the books you mentioned reading, awed by your decision to study them and by what you gleaned from their wisdom.

    I\’ve taught your material, defended it from others of my generation who felt it ten years out of date and laughed at my usage of your jargon.  I\’ve worked for your company, even, over a decade ago and in another state.  I\’ve used the Franklin Planner since 1995 and watched as you and Mr. Smith battled it out for understanding as you merged the two philosophies of time and life management.

    Mr. Covey, I never met you, but as I read of your bicycle accident and death I want to cry.  I want to cry because it feels like I know you, like you are a mentor for me.  I want to cry because the world has lost one of its luminaries today, one of those rare souls who touched the lives of those around them and made them better for it.

    Requiescat in pace, Mr. Covey.  Go with God.

  • Greetings From Vacation – The Attack of the Deer

    We\’re still on our vacation and enjoying our time in the Pocono Mountains.

    Except… for the deer that attacked my husband…

    He looks so innocent, doesn\’t he?  But the monster approaches… 
    He sees the first monster, but the second catches his scent.

    Drawing closer, the monster cannot believe its luck!

    Oh dear!  The monster\’s mother intervenes.

    And nearly eats my husband!

    These vicious animals are thwarted by my husband\’s strength of character.

    They confer, no doubt planning some dastardly deed.
    What\’s this?  They decide to separate, the better to regroup…

    My husband magnanimously lets them go.

    They decide to retreat, hiding behind their personas as leaf-eaters. 
    They check behind themselves to see if they still have his attention.
  • Tue Cent Twosday

    We are driving up to the Pocono Mountains today to visit with family.  In the meantime, I wanted to share some marketing tips from fellow author, Mandy Roth.  Here is her article, \”Author Marketing Tips and Tricks.\”

  • On Vacation This Week

    Happy Summer Vacation!

    I\’m in Phili this week, so stay tuned for more of Noony\’s Nuggets.  I might find something for you hiding around the corners whilst on vacation.  Lessee… nope, that\’s a hot dog bun.  For today, just a comic.  But tomorrow?  Hmm.

    Summertime.  It does a body good.