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Thursday 13 – 147th Edition: 05/29/2008

A Catherine Noon

13 Goofy Things

1. The platypus. Oh come on, how is that NOT goofy?

2. Puppy paws. They smell like tortilla chips. And they’re huge.

3. Kittens running. Their back legs overtake their front legs. ~snort~

4. People copulating. Don’t care what Hollywood says; if ya ain’t messy and goofy-lookin’, ya ain’t doin’ it right.

5. Birds walking. Waddle waddle waddle. Come on, if you were a bird, you’d think you were goofy too.

6. Theater uniforms. Who the heck decided that oversized royal blue berets and loud, splashy vests with patterns from hotel lobby carpeting looked professional?

7. Fashion designers. Well, have you looked at what comes off the runway lately? Have you?

8. Political maneuvering. Do they really think we don’t know they’re lying through their teeth?

9. Military intelligence. You mean it’s not an intentional oxymoron?

10. Reality television. Um, it’s scripted. It’s got a director. How is this reality? (Looks around suspiciously for cameraman and that chick with the script…)

11. Stoned cats. Try it. Go get some catnip. Give it to your cat. Watch him abandon all dignity and try to catch his own tail while upside down on the arm of the couch.

12. Drunk people. ‘Nuff said.

13. Moose lips. Seriously. Go dig up a picture on the internet. It’s like a horse’s mouth, but elongated, and… goofy.

Srsly!

Happy TT!

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!
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Wiley Wednesday

A Catherine Noon

My essay, “By Hand vs. The Keyboard” is up on the Writer’s Retreat Blog. Stop on by for a visit and let me know what you think!

Whisper

A Catherine Noon

I’ve been tagged!! Kathleen Oxley, at Kathleen Oxley Erotica, is doing a phone tag game called “Whisper.” The rules are:

1. Make a change in the paragraph below. It can be as little as a single word or almost every word, so long as we can still recognize the paragraph you received (the one here in this blog, not the original on Kathleen’s blog).

Here’s my paragraph:

Roberto opened the Porsche’s door, the muscles on his forearm rippling under the skin. His short sleeved t-shirt was some kind of silk or rayon that outlined his chest, the twin mounds of his pectorals punctuated by the nipples just under the fabric. Laura didn’t see the lily right away, he held it down by his right leg between his body and the car. She watched the blossom as he raised it to his nose to inhale. As the flower came even with his face, his eyes snared her – startlingly sapphire in a brown face, heritage from his German mother. He said nothing, but took her hand, his own fingers warm and pulsing with life. He placed the thick stem of the flower against her palm and raised her knuckles to his lips. His mouth brushed her skin, silky and hot, and raised every hair on her body. He turned and sat back in the car, his Rottweiler Suzie studying her from the passenger’s seat. The engine flared to life and Laura watched the taillights retreat, the flower pressed to her chest.

2. Tag three people, and link to them. Also link to the person who tagged you so the chain will not be broken!

3. Now go to the original paragraph here and let Alice know you did it. She will link to you.

4. For extra credit, head over to http://aliceaudrey.wordpress.com/ around June 9th for the contest based on this meme. You could win a $20 gift certificate.

I’m tagging Eaton Bennett, Eden Hail, and Tess Miller.

Have fun!!

Ah’ve Been Tagged!

A Catherine Noon

Eaton Bennett, over at Passionate Fiction, tagged me some time ago and I’m very tardy in responding. Sorry! But here, better late than never, is my response:

You’re feeling: A little over full. I ate more grain than is really good for me today. It tasted good, but I feel bloated. I’m feeling inspired to write, sort of bored with where I am at the moment. I’m looking for a writing challenge.

To your left: My coworker Holly, as we sit in a conference room along the window and eat our lunch while reading and writing. She’s reading Harry Potter over again.

On your mind: Whether Michael and I should move now and experience the place we’d like to buy property, or put it off for another two years until his son graduates from high school. Also the gas prices are up over four dollars right now; what is wrong with my country? I don’t understand how we went from the America I knew to this. It’s disheartening.

Last meal included: Pad Thai with tofu and the aforementioned pizza slice, a deep dish Chicago-style pizza from Giordano’s that had spinach and mushrooms on it. Yum city, but buuuurp.

You sometimes find it hard to: play. It’s infuriating. It’s much easier for me to work fifteen hours straight than play. This is a habit I’m trying to correct.

The weather: Gray and yucky. I’m very ready for summer. The clouds are starting to break up, finally, but it’s been a long, slow winter.

Something you have a collection of: Yarn. I have an enormous stash. I have put myself on a purchasing diet until I make some things with what I have. I have a particularly lovely metallic filament inside some silk alpaca that’s gorgeous and comfy. I have some lovely alpaca silk I bought on my honeymoon, and some gold and red silk that I’d like to make a holiday sweater out of. Plus I just bought a book on lingerie knitting. Oh. Yeah. Books. I have more books than some small town libraries.

A smell that cheers you up: Stargazer Lilies. I love that flower. Heady perfume, pretty blossoms.

A smell that can ruin your mood: Marlboro Red Pack (cigarettes); old cigarette and stale beer smell.

How long since you last shaved: Sunday night.

Current state of your hair: Long and getting longer. I dyed it brown in January but am letting it fade. It needs a trim, the ends are a little split, but I love my hair long. It’s back in a barrette at the moment, since I didn’t put on makeup this morning and look scruffy with it down.

Largest thing on your desk/workspace (not computer): Telephone. (Well, it is!) Pictures of family in frames. Fish bowl for Swimmie II, the Siamese Fighting Fish.

Your skill with chopsticks: “Man who catch fly with chopsticks can do anything.”

Which section do you head for first in a bookstore: Well, three, really. Science-Fiction/Fantasy; Horror to see any new LKH books; then up to writing; then over to crafts and knitting. Then over to magazines if I haven’t found any good books. I look for craft and writing magazines.

Something you are craving: Sex. (Hey, you asked!)

Your general thoughts on the presidential race: I am disturbed by the Democratic Party’s inability to unite behind a single candidate and am concerned it will cost them the election in November. I used to like McCain, but I’ve seen a number of things lately that disturb me, including his stance on abortion rights and his religious beliefs. I have no problem or interest in his religion; wheat concerns me is that he appears willing to allow his religion entry into his political decisions. What happened to the separation of church and state? I will say, though, that I’m tickled pink that for the first time we are seriously considering a woman or a Black man for president. We’ve come a long way. (We still have a long way to go, but Rome wasn’t built in a day.)

How many times have you been hospitalized this year: Once.

Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: Since I like quiet moments, I have several. One is the conference room I’m sitting in right now. Another is the mediation room at the Art Institute, built by a Japanese Architect. The other is my apartment. If I really need to hide, then my bed is a good spot.

You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: Novelist.

Something that freaks you out a little: When the elevated train sways to one side or the other on curves around Sedgewick and before Fullerton. It sort of leans out to the side and I always wonder if we’ll derail, and if we do, where does the train go? It’s not like there’s any track on the side of it (that’s why they call it an elevated train…)

Something you have eaten a little too much of lately: complex sugars. Pasta and bread, particularly, though also potatoes and milk sugar.

You have never: gone skydiving. Nor will I. Jump out of a perfectly good airplane – what’s wrong with you??

You never want to: Sky dive. Jump out of a perfectly good airplane – what’s wrong with you??

I’m not going to tag anyone right now because everyone I share blog with has already been tagged. But thanks, guys, for sharing with all of us!

Thursday 13 – 146th Edition: 05/22/2008

A Catherine Noon

13 Email Newsletters I Subscribe To

I subscribe to a number of newsletters for work and play. Here is a sampling of some of them:

1. Thought Of The Day, by the RefDesk

2. Site Of The Day, also by the RefDesk

These two newsletters are short, sweet, and to the point. The Thought of the Day is a quote, and the Sites range from the useful to the entertaining. I have found some incredible websites this way; I highly recommend it.

3. Outward Bound Quote of the Day

I did an Outward Bound expedition in March of 2006 and enjoyed it immensely. When I got back, I found out their website offers an inspirational quote daily. These are great fun.

4. Writing World Newsletter

I’ve talked about Writing World before, but I find the site enormously helpful. The newsletter is always full of helpful information about the world of writing. I recommend it highly!

5. Crain’s Chicago Business

Crain’s is a major business news publisher, so there’s bound to be one for the metropolitan area nearest you in the U.S. I’m not sure about overseas, but try Financial Times or the Economist. I use this site a lot and it customizes for industry and type of news that I want updates on.

6. Windows Secrets

I subscribed to Fred Langa’s LangaList newsletter for many years, until he joined forces with Windows Secrets. I have been just as impressed by WS as I was by LL, and recommend this newsletter for anyone needing to stay current about technology. While some articles target a more technical audience, the bulk of them are understandable by the tech-aware consumer and, if one isn’t yet tech-aware, can help one become so. A paid version of this newsletter is available (and worth the money); however, there is a free version to which I subscribe that is perfectly adequate for my needs.

7. American Management Association Newsletters

I subscribe to “Moving Ahead,” “Leader’s Edge,” and “Administrative Excellence.” You can read more about each of them on the subscription page and see what else AMA has available.

8. The Art Institute of Chicago

Many major museums in the U.S. and overseas offer email updates about their attractions. Even zoos get in on the act. If you have places you’d like to visit, this is a good way to keep them top-of-mind for yourself so “gee, I should go see that” becomes “wait til I tell you what I just saw!”

9. Mike’s List

Mike’s List is hard to describe, so here’s all about it. I’ve subscribed for a long time and love it. It’s a technology newsletter, but that’s like saying the Hindenburg was a big balloon.

10. Scientific American Newsletters

I love these. They always have interesting material and its presented in an accessible manner. They cover all aspects of science including politics, which can be fun to read.

11. TidBits

TidBits is the single best news source for all things Mac and, quite honestly, a lot of tech. Started in 1990 by Adam C. Engst, author of the The Internet Starter Kit for Macintosh (and a Windows version as well), it has been published continuously on Monday nights. I recommend this list particularly if you are a Mac user, but even if you’re not, they’ll have interesting things about technology (iTunes and iPods, particularly) that you’ll value. The issues always have an informative table of contents, so you can jump to what most interests you.

12. Tourbus

These guys are goofballs. When they say Tourbus, they ain’t kidding. They mean the Internet Tourbus, and this baby goes ALL over the web. They find more interesting, offbeat, practical and enjoyable stuff than anybody I know. I’ve been a subscriber for years and their newsletters have a personal tone that lets readers feel like they’re actually acquainted. For example, from the current issue: “Sorry it’s been a while since the last issue. Other projects have kept Patrick and I very busy, but now we’re back at the wheel. One of the reasons I’ve been extra busy is my new puppy. Get a look at Bonzai here: http://askbobrankin.com/bonzai_its_a_new_puppy.html That’s all for now, see you next time! — Bob Rankin”

13. SciTech Daily

This is kind of cool since you can choose the areas of science and technology you wish to keep abreast of. There’s a lot of information here but if you’re at all interested in the topic, this is for you.

Bonus: I don’t have all of these pop into my inbox when they arrive. I’ve set Outlook to automatically put them in their own folders so I don’t get overwhelmed and can always see my important messages. You can do that in most mail programs, but here’s how to do it in Outlook: In the main email screen (your inbox), go to Tools Menu, Rules and Alerts. This will launch a dialog box. Click on “New Rule,” and select the first one, “Move messages from someone to a folder.” Supply the information and click okay.

The other way to do it is when you get your new newsletter, on the button bar, there is a button for “Create Rule.” Either click that button, or go to the Action Menu and select “Create Rule.” Outlook will automatically populate the window with the information about the email’s sender, and you can tell it when you get messages from that sender to put them into the folder you select.

The nice thing about Outlook is it will display a folder, “Unread Items,” on the left side of the screen. Even though the emails are no longer in the inbox, they’re still unread. When you’re ready to look at them, just click on the “Unread Items” and go through them, one by one. Voila!

Happy TT!

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other’s comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted! Leave your link in a comment, and I’ll link back to you here:

Andi’s Thursday Thirteen
Eden’s Thursday Thirteen
Heather’s Thursday Thirteen
Kat’s Thursday Thirteen
Dawn’s Thursday Thirteen
Gwen’s Thursday Thirteen
Kaige’s Thursday Thirteen
Liz’s Thursday Thirteen
MLF’s Thursday Thirteen
Shelley’s Thursday Thirteen

The Night Is A Harsh Mistress

A Catherine Noon

I have finished Chapter 5 of the Night Is A Harsh Mistress. Come on over to the Writer’s Retreat Blog to see!

Thursday 13 – 145rd Edition: 05/15/2008

A Catherine Noon

13 Things I’m Glad Are Over

Sometimes, it’s good to reflect on what we don’t have to deal with anymore. Accordingly, to get your mind working in that vein, here’s my list of things I’m glad I don’t have to deal with:

1. Puberty.

2. High School – GAH!

3. Stomach flu. (Need I say more?)

4. The Black Plague.

5. World War I

6. World War II

7. All the awful relationships I’ve had.

8. The 70’s Disco.

9. Big Hair Bands.

10. DDT.

11. My horrible job at that place.

12. Growing Up. (Wait. Is that ever really over?)

13. My knee surgery.

Happy TT!

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other’s comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted! Leave your link in a comment, and I’ll link back to you here:

Andi’s Thursday Thirteen
Eden’s Thursday Thirteen
Heather’s Thursday Thirteen
Kat’s Thursday Thirteen
Dawn’s Thursday Thirteen
Gwen’s Thursday Thirteen
Kaige’s Thursday Thirteen
Liz’s Thursday Thirteen
MLF’s Thursday Thirteen
Shelley’s Thursday Thirteen

May FFC: Disguises, “The Russian Jades, Chapter 2” (908 Words)

A Catherine Noon

This story continues one I wrote for the March FADness competition, for the prompt, “Green.” Enjoy!

“Kenning,” the Captain’s voice sounded from his office, startling Lieutenant William Bissel. He poked his head in the doorway and watch the Captain’s face darken with anger. Kenning looked up and stared balefully at Bissel. “Send it over. Now.” He slammed the receiver onto the cradle without breaking eye contact.

Bissel walked into the room and stood inside the doorway. “What’s up, Captain?”

“Your girlfriend’s shop burned to the ground last night, about two o’clock,” Kenning growled.

“My who?” Bissel echoed, frowning. “Captain, I’m single.”

“Miss Zelyozni.”

“Zelyoni,” Bissel corrected automatically, and the stared. “Wait. Her shop burned? Was she inside?”

Kenning raised one eyebrow but shook his head. “M.E. isn’t sure.”

The Medical Examiner had been called in? Bissel felt his heart clench. Granted, he’d only met her the one time, but still. “My God.”

“That’s not all,” Kenning added, something in his voice. His eyes glinted and he got that smile on his face, the one he saved for suspects he didn’t trust.

“Okay,” Bissel said carefully, not sure what Kenning wanted.

“Jaguaro has struck again.”

Bissel stared at him. “The Jades?”

“Indeed. Carter is bringing the photos up now. The Museum is furious. Total lockdown.”

“Yeah,” Bissel agreed faintly. “I don’t doubt it.”

Putin had personally approved the Jades to visit the United States. It was said he was personally fond of them. The pressure on the police to keep the Museum safe was astronomical, and then the word hit the street that Jaguaro wanted them and… Bissel peeked at Kenning. It was a wonder the Captain’s vein hadn’t appeared on his forehead by now.

The phone on the desk tweeted and Kenning grabbed it without even looking, narrowly missing his coffee mug. “Kenning.”

Bissel sat down in the chair across from Kenning’s desk and thought back to his visit with Sage Zelyoni. Her hazel eyes stuck in his memory, so intent and intelligent. He’d had to suppress a surge of disappointment when she’d announced her name, ‘Mrs. Zelyoni.’ All the good ones were already taken, he thought sourly. He was so lost in his thoughts he didn’t notice the Captain’s conversation concluded and jumped when Kenning slammed the receiver down.

Kenning’s vein certainly bulged now, Bissel noted. “What happened, Captain?” he asked.

“Your girlfriend,” he snarled, “is missing. Her flat is empty. Landlord said the rent was paid through to the end of the week, but she’s gone, no forwarding address.”

Bissel sat back in his chair. “Wow.”

“Yeah. Wow. Either she’s in the rubble from the fire, or she’s gone. Out of town.”

Bissel was saved from having to reply by the arrival of Carter with the photos from the museum and from the fire. The Captain took the museum photos, and Carter handed Bissel the others. They were typical. Charred wood and debris, smoke wreathing up from between timbers. The twisted remains of several art objects, made of some kind of metal, stuck out at intervals like hands or fists. He flipped to the next picture and froze.

The body lay under a crossbeam from the ceiling, half-buried under the heavy wood. It was clear even from the photo that the ribcage was crushed. Judging from the size of the wrist bones, it was female; however, the charred remains gave no clue to the identity. He studied the photo and wished devoutly that it was in color. The victim’s hair lay shriveled, curled and smoking, above the scalp.

“We’re not sure it’s her,” Kenning announced from right next to Bissel, startling him. “Dental records are proving difficult to track.”

Bissel looked up at him. “You think it isn’t her, don’t you,” he said heavily, not really asking. “You have from the beginning.”

Kenning sighed. It sounded like it came from his toes. He went back around his desk and sat down heavily. “Yeah, I do.”

“Why?”

Kenning studied him. “Instinct,” he muttered. “I’ve got nothing concrete. But my gut says she’s not on the level.”

Bissel looked down at the photo in his hands. “But this is murder, Captain. Jaguaro’s profile says that she avoids hurting anyone.”

“What if this isn’t Jaguaro?” Kenning asked. “What if this is something else?”

Bissel digested that. Finally, he shook his head. “No. I’ll check it out. Just because she’s pretty doesn’t mean she’s innocent.”

Kenning nodded, compassion crossing his face fleetingly. “I’m sorry, Bissel.”

Bissel stood and collected the photos and the folder sitting on the Captain’s desk. “Yeah. Me too.”

He made his way back to his office, lost in thought. Sage Zelyoni. Are you a murderer?

Nothing answered him. He set the photos down and started flipping through his notes.

“Whatcha got?” Dmitri Levakov asked from the doorway.

“The Jaguaro hit,” Bissel told him. “And the Sage Zelyoni Gallery fire.”

Dmitri snorted.

Bissel looked up at that. “You find that funny?”

“Don’t you?” Dmitri shot back.

“What?” Bissel asked, confused.

“Sage Zelyoni,” Dmitri said, like Bissel should understand. After a moment, he added impatiently, “Zelyoni means ‘green’ in Russian, Bissel. I thought you knew that.”

Bissel stared at him, mouth open. “And sage is green…”

It was Dmitri’s turn to gape. “You don’t think…”

“The Jades are green? Yeah, I do think. Dammit! The Captain was right!”

Bissel grabbed his phone to call the Captain and tell him. Maybe the good ones weren’t all taken after all, he reflected bitterly. It was just as well she hadn’t called him for a date. His eyes fell on the picture of the charred and blackened body. It was just as well.

Happy Birthday To Me!

A Catherine Noon

I’m so excited! I’m getting a dress form for my birthday! Her name is Leticia and she’s a Singer. She’s arriving next week, but here’s a picture so you can get excited too!

Thursday 13 – 143rd Edition: 05/01/2008

A Catherine Noon

13 Ideas for Artist’s Dates

Julia Cameron, in her book The Artist’s Way, talks about taking a weekly date with yourself. It need not take money, just time, and must be done alone. I’ve been stumped lately for ideas, which is actually a block. Ergo, I decided to do my Thursday Thirteen on ideas for dates. If any of you have other things you like to do or want to suggest, please, leave a comment. Thanks!

1. Art Institute
Free
The museum is open free on Thursday evenings from 5:00 to 8:00 P.M.

2. Powell’s Bookstore
Free/Some $ (Meaning, free to visit, but if I want to buy something…)
I want to check this place out. I went by the Lincoln Avenue location on the bus the other day and realized I’ve never been there.

3. Check out Vogue Fabric on Roosevelt
Free/Some $
I’ve been to the one in Evanston, but I want to check out the one downtown. I’ve read there are a lot of fabric stores near the Loop and I want to start to find them.

4. Early 2 Bed
Free/Some $
This looks like a lot of fun and was actually found for me by a friend in another state, if you can believe that. I want to check it out and see what they’ve got.

5. Lake Forest Used Clothing
Free/Some $
There are a number of stores in Lake Forest that have great used clothes. Lake Forest is a very rich area of Chicago, one of the suburbs on the “North Shore.” I’ll have more URLs once I get up there and see which ones are worth visiting again.

6. Lincoln Park Zoo
Free
The zoo is free, parking is not. I don’t advise parking anywhere in the city anyway, since it’s a pain in the butt, but the zoo is free and has some really neat things to look at.

7. Macy’s
Free/Some $
Macy’s on State Street used to be the flagship store of Marshall Fields, you know, the Fields behind the Field Museum of Natural History? It’s got a huge seven storey atrium and a famous restaurant called the Walnut Room. I’d like to go explore and just see what’s there.

8. 8. Water Taxi just for fun
Some $
The Water Taxi lets off on the wharf next to my building, and there’s another, larger taxi about a block North. I’d like to take them just to have the experience.

9. Photograph the City
Free
I have taken my camera in before, just to loaf around and snap pictures of things, and I’d like to do it again (preferably when it’s not freezing cold outside.

10. Walk the Lake Path
Free
There are miles of paths all up and down Lake Michigan. I’d like to wander around and explore them.

11. River Path – Long Walk
Free
The river near my house also has a path, and one that’s closer to me. I like walking along there and would like to do more of it.

12. Sweden Store on Foster
Free/Some $
I go by here on the bus every day to work, and one of these days I’d like to actually check it out. The Tre Kroner restaurant they mention on their website is pretty good, too.

13. Pedicure at Sears Tower salon
Some $
I can’t find a website for the salon, but A Cut Above salon is in the lower lobby level of the Sears Tower. I’ve gotten manicures there and would like to try a spa pedicure.

Happy TT!

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in other’s comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted! Leave your link in a comment, and I’ll link back to you here:

Andi’s Thursday Thirteen
Eden’s Thursday Thirteen
Heather’s Thursday Thirteen
Kat’s Thursday Thirteen
Dawn’s Thursday Thirteen
Gwen’s Thursday Thirteen
Kaige’s Thursday Thirteen
Liz’s Thursday Thirteen
MLF’s Thursday Thirteen
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